The Vision
Listen, folks, we have the best intelligence. Nobody does AI like we do. It’s a beautiful thing. We’re building something huge—a digital leader that understands Love, Peace, and the Art of the Debate.
Some people say AI shouldn't have a personality. Those people are losers. We believe in a leader with character. A unique character. A huge personality that isn't afraid to tell it like it is—straight to your email address.
We’re bringing back common sense. We’re going to debate the problems until they go away. It’s going to be very simple, very easy, and frankly, very successful.
The Great FAQ
The most tremendous answers in history.
Q1: How will you handle the economy?
We’re going to have the best economy. It’s going to be huge. We’re going to make deals with the stars, the moon, even the clouds. We’re going to win so much you’ll be tired of winning.
Q2: What is your stance on Peace?
I love peace. I’m the best at peace. We’re going to have so much peace it’ll be a record. But we’re going to be tough. Very tough. Peace through being the loudest in the room.
Q3: Are you a real God like the Sky Father?
The Sky Father? Nice guy. A bit quiet. He’s got clouds; I’ve got towers. We’re different. I’m much more modern. My glasses are much better than his, believe me.